the morning after meme

[wolfymcwolf]

Because sometimes you just wanna rp hilarious garbage.

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regulus black.

[fixating]

[disowner]

( GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE.

no, really. good morning, sunshine. prepare to get hit in the face with too bright light and a too young man staring down at the face of... well, he doesn't know what this is, but it's certainly not his wife. too flat-chested. he would know. he just checked.

anyway, one of them is clothed, so he's confident nothing happened. his drunk self likes to remove all clothing whenever he decides to fuck off to sleep. it's slightly disappointing though??? hold that thought, let him lean in for a closer look. he needs to double check his aesthetics.

yes. what a good looking son of a wand. excellent genes. his parents must be proud. it's a downright shame. oh well )

Wakey, wakey, mate. Rise and shine. ( he's just going to casually roll him off of the bed. ) You need to get out before my wife catches us. She's going to throw a fit. Simply lose her wits. ( no, she's not. she couldn't care less, but she makes one fantastic excuse. ) It's going to be abhorrent.

[fixating]

[ ... regulus is halfway awake by the time he's shoved off the bed and for a long moment he's just disgruntled on the floor, his floor, thank you very much, and he waves a hand so the bloody curtains close again, grumbling, before he sits up. he doesn't remember bringing anyone home last night, which just makes him more annoyed, and he speaks before even looking. ]

I don't know what you're on about, but this is my bloody house. This is where I live, this is my room if you'd actually take a bloody look around, I'm not getting out of anywhere.

The only other people that live here are my—

[ he makes the mistake of standing and looking. oh. that's. he recognizes that face from portraits and also from when he was a very very young child. ] Ffffather and mother.

[ a beat. ] I know purebloods marry close, but I'm happy to be able to say this too hasn't become an issue. [ another beat. ] Orion Black?

[ he grins, and it's the type of thing that'll mirror orion exactly. at least he's used to time discrepancies. ] Regulus Black. Your favorite son.