TINDER MEME (WANDR IS WIZARD GRINDR GO AWAY)

[fishpetals]

You know how to use the tinder meme by now.

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FOR YOUR SWIPING NEEDS:

YES
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>


NO
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

Comments

[chaungen]

You don't have to reply to people, you know.

[scarify]

what does that have to do w me
u think just bc u got attacked by a werewolf that makes it all o our fault

fuck off mate

[scinlac]

I am deeply sorry.

( look she is 1000% not sober )

Do you want to terrify him, anyway? He doesn't need to know it isn't true.

[scarify]

they're arsehos
i'm gonna fight em

[cottaged]

Not just any werewolf. One werewolf in particular, who happens to share your name.

[chaungen]

Please don't fight people. This is a dating app, you know.

[scarify]

i only attack people who attack me
so if ur one o those arsehos then i'm not fckn sry

[wolfymcwolf]

If you don't know yet, I'd rather not tell you.

[No need to give him the idea. He's not sure how old Greyback is supposed to be, or what age he started purposefully targeting children...]

[scarify]

a what???

[cottaged]

You might think that now.
War changes people.

[chaungen]

A dating app. You know, to find hook-ups or potential romantic partners.

[scarify]

how the fuck does that make sense
if u got issue w me u tell me so we can work it out

[scarify]

what war

( why do people not make sense here??? )

[scarify]

so
it's for matin

r u lookin for a mate?

[cottaged]

The First (and Second) Wizarding Wars. Different timeline, in my past.

[chaungen]

[ YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT IT LIKE THAT? ]

Kind of. And kind of? 'Mate' sounds very permanent, and I haven't met anyone I'd like to spend the rest of my life with yet.

[chaungen]

That's lovely! Maybe you can continue while you're here, at least to keep your skills up. Does it work like that? I'm not sure, no one really trusts me to illustrate any of my papers. I draw stick figures.

[scarify]

( how else is he supposed to put it??? )

isn't that the point o this thing then
it helps u find your mate

[chaungen]

Well, maybe. Ultimately, it's possible. So far it's just found me a lot of people into making me their kink.

[scarify]

never heard o em

[westhamwizard]

That's the plan. The spells to make the pictures move are tricky to master, and if I don't practice, I might lose what I've learned.

[scarify]

( give him a second to process that. )

why would people try n twist u up?
is that some kinda weird human matin ritual? u don't look that flexible

[cottaged]

It hasn't happened here.

[chaungen]

[ you are so innocent it's alarming. ]

I'm very flexible, but that has nothing to do with this kind of kink. I don't think you're really ready for that talk.

[scarify]

so ur just blamin me for smth i haven't done
like i said
earlier

wtf was the point o this conversation again