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TINDER MEME (WANDR IS WIZARD GRINDR GO AWAY)

You know how to use the tinder meme by now.

FOR YOUR SWIPING NEEDS:

YES

NO

[ YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT IT LIKE THAT? ]

Kind of. And kind of? 'Mate' sounds very permanent, and I haven't met anyone I'd like to spend the rest of my life with yet.

( how else is he supposed to put it??? )

isn't that the point o this thing then
it helps u find your mate

Well, maybe. Ultimately, it's possible. So far it's just found me a lot of people into making me their kink.

( give him a second to process that. )

why would people try n twist u up?
is that some kinda weird human matin ritual? u don't look that flexible

[ you are so innocent it's alarming. ]

I'm very flexible, but that has nothing to do with this kind of kink. I don't think you're really ready for that talk.

( who are you calling innocent? you wanna fight??? )

y not

It might take a while to explain.

[ well.. it's not like he hasn't had to have safe sex conversations with his patients before.. ]

Kink is when people like something unconventional during sex. Say, dressing up as the opposite sex, or being tied up.

Because I'm a metamorph, people like for me to change into other people for them, or switch between male and female. I'm something kinky for them.

well tell em to fuck off
don't listen to what they say r let em use u

ur better than all o em n u shouldn't change who u r just bc they want u to b their kink

Well, it's not really
I mean, some people would be into that, into those kinds of hook-ups. I say no to people that I know just want what I can do, though.

You can be surprisingly sweet sometimes, you know.

i don't rly get it
but u deserve a better mate than what humans can offer

[...]

fuck off

All humans aren't bad. I'm half-human and you seem to think I'm okay.
I'm not really sure who I'll wind up with, if anyone, but I'm leaving my options open.

ur ok bc ur half human

if u wanna keep usin this app to find a mate that's on u but i don't need a mate rn

help me delete it
i don't want it

You'll have to come by my apartment if you want me to help you, I'm in the middle of brewing some of the medicines I use.

ok

did u eat yet?

No. I've been so busy today, I haven't had time to cook.

what do u have n your kitchen?

Some leftovers. Chicken, I think I have potatoes, some other vegetables. I'm not sure. I guess I haven't been shopping in a while, either.

i'll bring meat

i killed a boar earlier

[ .. of course he did. ]

I don't think I've ever had boar.

it's good

( all meat is good in his book. )

it'll last me a few days but u can have some too

How do you cook it?

i roast it over fire

[ nope. ]

Bring it by. If you'll keep an eye on my work, I'll cook for both of us.

ok

but first u delete this fckn app for me

I'm sad that you don't want to go on a date with me after swiping yes for me.

It's a deal, though. See you soon.

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