riddlepls | TINDER MEME (WANDR IS WIZARD GRINDR GO AWAY)

You know how to use the tinder meme by now.

FOR YOUR SWIPING NEEDS:

YES

NO

ur ok bc ur half human

if u wanna keep usin this app to find a mate that's on u but i don't need a mate rn

help me delete it
i don't want it

You'll have to come by my apartment if you want me to help you, I'm in the middle of brewing some of the medicines I use.

ok

did u eat yet?

No. I've been so busy today, I haven't had time to cook.

what do u have n your kitchen?

Some leftovers. Chicken, I think I have potatoes, some other vegetables. I'm not sure. I guess I haven't been shopping in a while, either.

i'll bring meat

i killed a boar earlier

[ .. of course he did. ]

I don't think I've ever had boar.

it's good

( all meat is good in his book. )

it'll last me a few days but u can have some too

How do you cook it?

i roast it over fire

[ nope. ]

Bring it by. If you'll keep an eye on my work, I'll cook for both of us.

ok

but first u delete this fckn app for me

I'm sad that you don't want to go on a date with me after swiping yes for me.

It's a deal, though. See you soon.

u don't want to mate w me

i'll b there soon