TINDER MEME (WANDR IS WIZARD GRINDR GO AWAY)

[fishpetals]

You know how to use the tinder meme by now.

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FOR YOUR SWIPING NEEDS:

YES
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>


NO
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

Comments

[malificence]

✕

I've heard that an entire flock of them chased my four year old son around the park in The Future, and I can't stop laughing.

[mandative]

That would be because you were too bloody enamored with the birds to watch your own son.

[malificence]

That's not the way I heard it at all.

[mandative]

Oh?

[malificence]

Something about you running away from your mother, screaming in a peacock's face,
and then wailing all across the lawn that your father would hear about this.