test drive meme | 002

[multigen]

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS HAPPENING?
(this is all very absurd.)

MINISTRY OF MAGIC sorry, it seems the ministry of magic is out of order right now! literally. every single time you step through a door, you end up somewhere entirely else. it looks like all the rooms have been scrambled and apparition is not working. this is going to make registration even more of a pain in the arse, isn't it? while ministry officials try to figure out the root of this problem, perhaps you can test your fortune by wandering through a couple more entryways for the right department or attempt to find the nearest exit. best of luck to you! DIAGON ALLEY if you're planning a trip to diagon alley, perhaps you should choose another date. the streets have inexplicably been swarmed with different types of creatures and most of them don't look particularly friendly. you might want to watch out what you decide to pet. but have no fear! the ministry are sending their best to come and round up all these beasts — at least once they've located the exit. feel free to risk going about your business or even assist with the problem at hand though. no one's going to stop you. just remember: don't harm the creatures! HOGWARTS why are we suddenly back in hogwarts? well, it's happening! feel free to explore the inner walls of the castle or, perhaps, venture out into the grounds. there is just the slightest catch. you're not actually physically there. it's a real out of body experience, yet, for the oddest reason, everyone can see and feel you all the same. try to avoid going out into the forbidden forest though. it's not the safest of places and you can still get hurt! M.I.A.V.I. not in the mood to go out? or maybe you're stuck in the waiting room at st. mungo's because you've been bit by a rowdy beast you tried to pick up. disregarding the reason, it's sure a good thing you've conveniently brought along your m.i.a.v.i. pen so feel free to browse the public network, create your own post, or private message someone! OTHER not interested in any of the options above? feel free to make up your own! the wizarding world is huge, so get creative with it. the setting is october of 1980. have fun testing out and shaping your characters, mingle with others, and start getting those crs down! FAQ | CAST | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS | WANTED | NAVIGATION got questions? dropbox us!

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[dereplicate]

It's because you're Marlene! Everyone knows better than to do that to you if they don't want trouble.

And I mean that in a complimenting way. Honest. On my mum's heart and everything.

[likedietrich]

Maybe it's time for you to cultivate a reputation for trouble. I'm sure you aren't friends with Lucius Malfoy without learning how to hex.

And of course, I mean that in the most complimentary way. He's my second best customer.

[dereplicate]

That means my sibling will lose a good role model though. Who will my parents use when they're trying to make them do something?

But no, really- Can I ask who's your first best customer? Does their name rhyme with loggy?

[likedietrich]

Honey, no, you've got to spend more money than Bellatrix Black to take that title.

No one says your parents have to hear about your rep.

[dereplicate]

Eeeee they won't hear of my reputation but I do think they'll hear of my spending habits if I try to outspend Bella of all people.

At least you can comfort me with the knowledge that I'm the second best customer? It's okay if you have to lie on that front. I can sweet ignorance too.

[likedietrich]

You're absolutely my second best customer, honey. We'll just pretend that Lucius Malfoy and Antonin Dolohov never come in, they're far too busy being...

Whatever, can't even think of a proper descriptor.