WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS HAPPENING? (this is all very absurd.)
MINISTRY OF MAGIC
sorry, it seems the ministry of magic is out of order right now! literally. every single time you step through a door, you end up somewhere entirely else. it looks like all the rooms have been scrambled and apparition is not working. this is going to make registration even more of a pain in the arse, isn't it? while ministry officials try to figure out the root of this problem, perhaps you can test your fortune by wandering through a couple more entryways for the right department or attempt to find the nearest exit. best of luck to you!
DIAGON ALLEY
if you're planning a trip to diagon alley, perhaps you should choose another date. the streets have inexplicably been swarmed with different types of creatures and most of them don't look particularly friendly. you might want to watch out what you decide to pet. but have no fear! the ministry are sending their best to come and round up all these beasts — at least once they've located the exit. feel free to risk going about your business or even assist with the problem at hand though. no one's going to stop you. just remember: don't harm the creatures!
HOGWARTS
why are we suddenly back in hogwarts? well, it's happening! feel free to explore the inner walls of the castle or, perhaps, venture out into the grounds. there is just the slightest catch. you're not actually physically there. it's a real out of body experience, yet, for the oddest reason, everyone can see and feel you all the same. try to avoid going out into the forbidden forest though. it's not the safest of places and you can still get hurt!
M.I.A.V.I.
not in the mood to go out? or maybe you're stuck in the waiting room at st. mungo's because you've been bit by a rowdy beast you tried to pick up. disregarding the reason, it's sure a good thing you've conveniently brought along your m.i.a.v.i. pen so feel free to browse the public network, create your own post, or private message someone!
OTHER
not interested in any of the options above? feel free to make up your own! the wizarding world is huge, so get creative with it. the setting is october of 1980. have fun testing out and shaping your characters, mingle with others, and start getting those crs down!
Registered displaced should be receiving a questionnaire in the mail within the next several days. The Department of Mysteries would be grateful if you would each fill a copy out and return it. Unfortunately, there's not a great deal we can do to correct your displacement without data, which is what we're trying to accomplish here.
( miavi | two | un: r.mulciber )
[ what follows is a series of childish doodles of people and cats. obviously, his daughter niece found his miavi pen.
a few minutes afterward, a single word in his neat script: ] Apologies.
( knockturn/diagon )
[ rhain mulciber is a distinctive figure, despite his relatively average height-- his features aren't quite like the rest of his family, and his long dark hair is usually in a thigh-length plait down his back. he also occasionally has his sister's oldest child with him, as he does today. a girl of about seven, she looks suspiciously more like her youngest uncle than her father, and though everyone knows exactly whose child she is, people generally (politely) don't acknowledge it.
she's surprisingly shy for all that she's doubtless been raised with a typical pureblood mentality, and clutches her uncle's hand wherever they go. ]
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( miavi | two | un: r.mulciber )
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