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[personal profile] cottaged 2017-09-11 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
  1. Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
    I'm right under the moon!

  2. I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.

  3. I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success

  4. Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Sweetea?
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[personal profile] alwaysreturns 2017-09-11 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
is Fleur's family here???
cottaged: (48)

[personal profile] cottaged 2017-09-11 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
No, thank Merlin. This is some French businessman or something.
alwaysreturns: (at least I got to play quidditch)

[personal profile] alwaysreturns 2017-09-11 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Is his eye twitching yet?
cottaged: (45)

[personal profile] cottaged 2017-09-11 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
His face is red as a tomato. He's smoking his cigarette very angrily.
alwaysreturns: (that was p wicked)

[personal profile] alwaysreturns 2017-09-12 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
'Zis is an insult! Eet is unacceptable! What a barbarian! He's probably American.'