miavis from last night

[wolfymcwolf]

you know what to do

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[cottaged]

Sounds like a good night. Just be careful out there.

[alwaysreturns]

Bill firewhiskey is evil.

[cottaged]

It certainly can be, if you drink enough.

Reckon you never really had a chance for one of us to show you how it's done. Shame, that would have been the twin's job. I'm sure they'd've done it better than me.

[alwaysreturns]

Things go that badly with Charlie then?

[cottaged]

You know Charlie. He hardly needed any coaching. The problem came when it was Percy's turn.

[alwaysreturns]

How many times did he throw up? Did he throw up in mum's shoes? I bet he threw up in mum's shoes.

[cottaged]

Well, suffice to say we learned that Percy's vomit is a surefire way to rid the garden of gnomes for a fortnight.

When it was time for the twins to learn, Charlie and I figured it was best we take on the responsibility, rather than let Percy mangle it. But then we went to do it and they already knew more than us!

[alwaysreturns]

Gross! Although next time mum asks me to weed them out, I'm just buying him a bottle of firewhiskey.

Should've let Percy have a go, maybe they could have made him actually lighten up.

[cottaged]

I've yet to actually see Percy drunk. Somehow, I've seen him hungover, but he always hides away when he's drunk.

[alwaysreturns]

That's a bloody catastrophe, you have to help me fix it straight away.