miavis from last night

[wolfymcwolf]

you know what to do

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[contumelies]

1. Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mum.
2. I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
3. I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
4. Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.

3 was clearly made for them.

[malificence]

Whatever would I do without you, darling, other than have an ego floating higher than Trixie on a Friday night?

but also 2

[ambered]

It's like you've forgotten everything you've ever taught me, especially the part about vibes being best.

1.

[dorkas]

If she doesn't say you're the best daughter ever, then I'm adopting you instead.