miavis from last night

[wolfymcwolf]

you know what to do

Comments

[fixating]

1. You tore a poster off of a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.

2. I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk.

3. The shopkeeper looked at my basket, looked at me, and said "that's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "mother." She nodded approvingly.

4. I'd call the fact that I ended up in my own bed a huge success.

5. I'm sure the glass of wine you asked for after being taken in by Aurors would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit while you were there.

4. :|

[malificence]

I don't know. Did you end up in your own bed alone? If so, less success.

5

[lissomely]

I like to keep it classy.

2

[alwaysreturns]

don't think I can spell that sober