miavis from last night

[wolfymcwolf]

you know what to do

Comments

[inclusiveness]

1. One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
   
   
2. One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even first years know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
   
   
3. I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti

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[witchilante]

Tell me you taught 'em any other word for tits. You can't let that kid go through life using 'mommy parts'.

[inclusiveness]

I didn't! I felt the subject to be too inappropriate to garner a response.

[witchilante]

Imagine it's their wedding night and the first thing they say to their wife is "nice mommy parts". Only you can prevent that!

[inclusiveness]

Are you saying we should teach sexual education at Hogwarts?

[witchilante]

ABSOLUTELY!
And make the heads of house do it. Like the dance lessons.

[inclusiveness]

I don't imagine young Severus will like that very much.