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riddlepls2017-09-10 01:25 pm
wolfymcwolf) wrote in riddlepls2017-09-10 01:25 pm
1. If anything, I'd say curfew encourages day-drinking.
2. We were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasn't yours.
3. Change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat chocolate and try not to die.
4. I woke up saran wrapped to a chair...
5. I'm just saying, maybe filling water balloons with firewhiskey was not our best idea.
2. We were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasn't yours.
3. Change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat chocolate and try not to die.
4. I woke up saran wrapped to a chair...
5. I'm just saying, maybe filling water balloons with firewhiskey was not our best idea.
Edited 2017-09-10 18:00 (UTC)
1. I am pants-free in the biggest sitting room. This is liberating.
2. I don't know where I'm at, but I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
3. So I've already made 5 bad decisions today!
4. It's Wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK!
5. Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
2. I don't know where I'm at, but I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
3. So I've already made 5 bad decisions today!
4. It's Wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK!
5. Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
What does being a werewolf have to do with alcohol tolerance?
1. What happened to you last night?
2. It's 9am and I've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails.
3. Sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night, I was actually just checking if you had a pulse.
4. The last thing I remember is the absinthe.
5. How soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker?
2. It's 9am and I've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails.
3. Sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night, I was actually just checking if you had a pulse.
4. The last thing I remember is the absinthe.
5. How soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker?
Not like that. Seems like it goes through me more quickly, actually.
1. You tore a poster off of a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
2. I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk.
3. The shopkeeper looked at my basket, looked at me, and said "that's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "mother." She nodded approvingly.
4. I'd call the fact that I ended up in my own bed a huge success.
5. I'm sure the glass of wine you asked for after being taken in by Aurors would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit while you were there.
2. I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk.
3. The shopkeeper looked at my basket, looked at me, and said "that's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "mother." She nodded approvingly.
4. I'd call the fact that I ended up in my own bed a huge success.
5. I'm sure the glass of wine you asked for after being taken in by Aurors would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit while you were there.
I'm about done but some company would be nice.
What's more depressing, that or drinking alone in your flat?
1. Sitting in a bubble bath getting a pedicure from guy I met last night. I can't remember his name. You?
2. I'm on a no morals kick.
3. I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrists from last night.
4. Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
2. I'm on a no morals kick.
3. I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrists from last night.
4. Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I can do that. Want me to bring anything?
Records?
Ice cream?
More drinks?
Records?
Ice cream?
More drinks?
Records and ice cream. I'm feeling a Muggle day today.
That's my thought as well. Though it does seem like one would naturally lead to the other.
Use the buddy system when going home. Have them stay. Drink.
[Louis wants to spend much more time with him???]
Is it required?
Is it required?
I don't know. Did you end up in your own bed alone? If so, less success.
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