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[personal profile] witchilante 2017-09-11 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
1. It's my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.

2. How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?

3. Thinking about fake proposing to this girl just so the middle aged woman next to us will buy us drinks. That broke.

4. Didn't work out. First thing he did after he took his pants off was the helicopter.
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[personal profile] likedietrich 2017-09-11 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely fake propose for free drunks. No redblooded woman would refuse to go along with this plan. Get it, Emmie.
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[personal profile] witchilante 2017-09-11 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
As soon as I manage to turn this shot glass into a ring.

Where'd you get off to? And who paid for your drinks?
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[personal profile] likedietrich 2017-09-11 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
if we had free drinks as motivation every member of our house would have gotten Outstandings on both the O.W.L.s and the N.E.W.T.s

Evan Rosier lost a bet with me, all my drinks are freeeeeeee tonight.