miavis from last night

[wolfymcwolf]

you know what to do

Comments

[scarify]

1. i intend to get homeless drunk
2. i'm not gettin off this floor i love this floor
3. i couldn't think o the word bath so instead i told him i was marinatin n soapy water
4. ty for remindin me that i stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearin a bird's pants

2

[chaungen]

But I have something for your hangover??

[scarify]

u can give me it
while i'm on the floor

( he's not getting up??? you can't make him?????? this floor is his friend????????? )

[chaungen]

You'll spill it.
At least sit up when I get there.

[scarify]

no

i don't wanna

( you're not the boss of him, lupin. )

[chaungen]

[ she's your healer!! ]

I guess if you like your hangover, no, I can't make you take something for it.

[scarify]

[ don't care. ]

feed it to me
while i'm on the floor

[chaungen]

I'm not your mother.

[scarify]

no shite merlin u haven't tried to kill me yet

[chaungen]

I'm not going to feed you, either.

4.

[utter]

I'm sure I have a picture somewhere, if you want me to send that along too.

[scarify]

u don't have to

i'm still wearin it

[utter]

I'm not even surprised.

1.

[tortur]

How is that different from normal drunk?

[scarify]

i can just lie on the floor n not move

[tortur]

You can do that in any kind of inebriated state, I'm sure.

2 because 2 is the best

[ambered]

have you considered having an affair with pillows and blankets? they're into threesomes, it could be great.

[scarify]

can't afford them

[ambered]

well i guess that's a point.

do you want them

3

[scinlac]

I am genuinely surprised to hear that you do, in fact, bathe.

[scarify]

i didn't wanna but he made me

[scinlac]

( she really, really wants to know if she's been lied to all her life when she's been told that werewolves smell like wet dog, but that might push it. )

Perhaps it was necessary.

Do make it a regular occurance.