malveillance: (jestmay012)

this is terrible you want in on it

[personal profile] malveillance 2017-09-12 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
1. After she sent the owl to her mum she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

2. I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!

3. By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
purports: (rlvii)

3. she just walked right into this one.

[personal profile] purports 2017-09-12 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
A favour.
malveillance: (stam025)

i was basically like well it'll be 2 or 3....

[personal profile] malveillance 2017-09-12 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Is that right?

Do we still have to pay back favours? I forget.
purports: (rlxiv)

[personal profile] purports 2017-09-12 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, of course.
malveillance: (stam022)

[personal profile] malveillance 2017-09-12 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, of course, some might say that you weren't exactly self-sacrificing either,
Rodolphus.
purports: (rli)

[personal profile] purports 2017-09-12 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Should I have been?
malveillance: (jestmay006)

[personal profile] malveillance 2017-09-12 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Not at all, darling.