friendofgoats: (smiles)

Aberforth, what?

[personal profile] friendofgoats 2017-09-12 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
1. i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

2. The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

3. i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

4. I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Edited 2017-09-12 03:12 (UTC)
virescere: (012)

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[personal profile] virescere 2017-09-12 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
It would not be particularly fair to the manatee.

Furthermore, could you not simply shrink it yourself?
friendofgoats: (smiles)

[personal profile] friendofgoats 2017-09-12 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
I could shrink the manatee. However, should there already be a tiny manatee there wouldn't be a need to use a spell.

Be honest, Doge, you'd like a tiny manatee.