miavis from last night

[wolfymcwolf]

you know what to do

Comments

[engorgimpressed]

1. I am pants-free in the biggest sitting room. This is liberating.

2. I don't know where I'm at, but I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.

3. So I've already made 5 bad decisions today!

4. It's Wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK!

5. Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.

3

[anguium]

That's 5 too many.

[engorgimpressed]

They were minor ones!

Some of them. 3/5 were minor bad decisions.

1.

[malificence]

so many questions. #1, why. #2, why are you telling me, #3, please tell me your alt great grandfather is still in france and I'm not going to Hear About This.

[engorgimpressed]

[omg these pens are the worst]

Well you see I actually didn't mean to send this to you at all

would you believe it was a joke?

[malificence]

when i clearly have no sense of humor? oh certainly not.

[engorgimpressed]

I'm just going to go now.

[malificence]

I'd recommend pants first.

5

[secondpotter]

Don't be so overdramatic, Scorp. I've only managed to endanger our lives once today. That's a new record!

[engorgimpressed]

I can't help being overdramatic, Albus, you know this. It's a terminal condition.

[secondpotter]

Yes. It's tragic, really. But cheer up. I just happen to know the cure. ;)